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uglyvevo:

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

cumsock:

phukers:

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name

seedy:

i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire

mom: can you do me a favor?
me: will you pay me?
mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.

claydols:

ohana means family. family means having your life choices questioned and your flaws pointed out to you

annemarina:

ATTENTION: I need attention

condorn:

2young2care-yolo:

condorn:

how do u mute ur parents

actually doing what they tell you to do

thank u 2young2care-yolo

sadegg:

just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing 

paranoid:

crystvllized:

live fast die young drink capri sun

legalmexican:

I only accept anon hate in size 12 Times New Roman double spaced MLA format

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

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